Friday, August 22, 2014

BioShock Infinite - Third Run

YES...STILL PLAYING, THREE RUNS UNTIL NOW



Fink...Hmmm...Burton Fink XD ?! No. Just MFG ? Fink
So. How is that freaking eye candy doing you might (certainly not) ask ??

* The Story : Story ? Some smörk smörks another Fink smörk and this smörk starts fighting with some black chick who goes crazy and starts killing children and we switch between realities ? and there are these two bigots who are there and act like insane childs and then we see Elizabeth loosing her virginity when she kills that black bitch (but we are not allowed to **** her, damn) and then some big bird attacks us and we go to some strange guy who's name doesn't ring a bell anymore.

Thank you, Irrational Games. You completely lost me. Then again, hey this is BioShock. XD

* The graphics and the gameplay

This sinister candy trip is the main reason I still play it, but the balancing is so fucked up.
You kill in hardmode 40 really fast and stupid smocks, just to be raped OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER again by THIS ******* TIN MAN.

And every time you die and loose money, this sucker gets life force back. Really. The scenario is not supporting any tactics that make sense, and by the way the stereo resolution of this game is just terrible. I can not locate the enemy fast enough via sound. Just a joke.

But, I want to know how it ends and if Elizabeth goes to Paris. And I like the visuals. Point.

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